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'Out of the cradle, endlessly rocking...'

another fine phrase goes down to the dust

8 May 2008, Thursday 4:10 P GMT-05
     I have often used the well-worn phrase simul justus et peccator, and given it a rather odd, apocalyptic spin.  On balance, it seems good to abandon the phrase.  Unlike the lex orandi thing, it does have a traceable provenance to Luther's lectures on Romans, wherein he waded into long-standing debates over whether the concupiscence remaining after baptism was inherently sin or not, a question that had not been settled, and remained unsettled in the west until, well, now.  [Unless you're an heir of the Reformation, for then it will seem quite settled to you.  Then again, you might be a Weslyan or some other sort of Arminian...]  It seems, however, that it played no, and I mean no, part in Lutheran or any other dogmatics, preaching, practice until the twentieth century.  As such, it is a construct that grew out of some rather provincial interests amongst a group of professors, some of whom I quite like.  I do think it expresses something necessary and true - much as Chris Jones thinks the lex orandi thing does - but, given that it's in Latin and all and thus has the appearance of hoary antiquity about it, and is thus misleading in that it simply doesn't, I'll have to search for another way of saying what the simul seems to say but, really, may not.

some notes from a commonplace book...

8 May 2008, Thursday 3:38 P GMT-05

How sick - to wait - in any place - but thine -
I knew last night - when someone tried to twine -
Thinking - perhaps that I looked tired - or alone -
Or breaking - almost - with unspoken pain -

And I turned - ducal -
That right - was thine -
One port - suffices - for a Brig like mine -

Our's be the tossing - wild though the sea -
Rather than a mooring - unshared by thee.
Our's be the Cargo - unladen - here -
Rather than the spicey isles -
And thou - not there -

Emily Dickinson, #410, 1862

*****

‘Still Dunce the second reigns like Dunce the first,' Alexander Pope.

*****

     I have from time to time dilated on the lunacy of one Chesterton.  One thing in particular I cannot stand is his delight both in ‘dirtiness' as some sort of mortification of the soul, which he makes parcel of the virtues of English civilization.  A sure sign of this civilization is the ‘wholesome diet of beef and beer' which the innately Christian Englishman makes his staple.  Indeed, it seems that tea is for pagans - though I can't remember if they're the sort of pagans that the jolly elf though swell, or the more dour, throat-slitting, bog-hopping pagans native to his beloved Engelond.  However that may be, I offer here the antidote to Chesterton, in the form of John Wilmot, the Earl of Rochester.  For all I know, Chesterton could have been responding to the erstwhile reprobate.

‘In Easter-term she gets her a new gown,
When my young master's worship comes to town,
From pedagogue and mother just set free,
The heir and hopes of a great family;
Who with strong beer and beef the country rules,
And ever since the Conquest have been fools;
And now, with careful prospect to maintain
This character, lest crossing of the strain
Should mend the booby breed, his friends provide
A cousin of his own to be his bride,' [A Letter from Artemesia in the Town , To Chloe in the Country, c. 1670].

     Note the change from end-stopped to enjambed lines as Artemesia moves from the statement of the case to commentary.  Damn fine, I say.

*****

The Moon is distant from the Sea -
And yet, with Amber Hands -
She leads Him - docile as a Boy -
along appointed Sands -

He never misses a Degree -
Obedient to Her eye -
He comes just so far - toward the Town -
Just so far - goes away -

Oh, Signor, Thine, the Amber Hand -
And mine - the distant Sea -
Obedient to the least command
Thine eye impose on me -

Emily Dickinson, #387, 1862

This is just lovely in its music, both as a matter of rhythm in the lines and the modulation of vowels and consonants.  Then there's the slant rhyme in the middle stanza.  Finally, note that the conceit here is delicate, yet strong, and serves the song of a lover who is, alas, not always close, nor always warm.  Yes, if the beloved addressed is not so near, then it is because Emily is distant.

*****

‘God keep me from completing anything.  This whole book is but a draught - nay, but the draught of a draught.  Oh, Time, Strength, Cash, and patience!' - Moby Dick, ch. 32

you can breathe now

6 May 2008, Tuesday 6:07 P GMT-05
     Well, we here at ER have started reading the major trilogy by Sergii Bulgakov, beginning with the beginning and plunging into The Lamb of God.  It's strange and demanding and quite inventive while being, to my ear at least, distinctly traditional.  Whether that means it's all defensible is an open question.  I've just heard so much about how he's either a Grand Heresiarch [a notable enough achievement in a century of Sponges and Funks], or the most creative genius in the line of the Fathers since, well, the Fathers, that I have to find out for myself just what is going on.  By the by, just how long ago was the Era of the Fathers?  That's another open question.  It seems to depend on whether you're an Anglo-Catholic, a Thomist, a Ressourcement lover à la de Lubac and Balthasar, a Neo-Palamite thrilling to another passage on apophatic theology in Vladimir Lossky, or a Russian Sophiologist with a hangover.

waiting, waiting

6 May 2008, Tuesday 6:05 P GMT-05
     So, finally comes word of a new book by David Bentley Hart, and it's all official and everything.  Entitled In the Aftermath:  Provocations and Laments, the thing just appeared a few days ago on the Eerdmans web site.  From what I've gathered, it's a collection of essays, columns and the like.  This is good news, because since he doesn't really need to do anything, the book should come out on time.   As for  The Prism and the Veil, his collection of essays on Christian metaphysics, and the translation of Przywara's Analogia Entis, which he has produced with the damn fine scholar, writer, and Hamann expert John Betz, we'll just have to wait a while longer for 'em.
     Oh, how we suffer.
     Well.

poem

2 May 2008, Friday 3:09 P GMT-05

     It's gone through many permutations, with most of the stuff I originally wrote only serving as place holders for the real thing, but finally here's at least a gesture toward the poem I wanted to write while tinkering with the awful one I kept posting. 


No Title


Three am, hardly a sound, only the whisper
of shades in the wind, a few rutting birds 
warming up in the dew, and her breathing steady
and pure.  It's that hour of helpless regret,
that hour when memory strikes, like a hammer 
blow against rock, that hour when we know we do not love
as we say, all we would love with all hopeless
lucidity if only, if only, if only...

Still at this hour I seek a sure benediction,
in deed and in word, that word from before all beginnings:
like trees barren against a bright day's horizon
we stand, quickening in promise unseen,
each a breath of speech we give back in time
dying to live in that day's waxing light.

on the other hand...

1 May 2008, Thursday 7:24 P GMT-05
     Another significance of resignation to hell presents itself as most right and salutary for us in this in between time of pilgrimage and repentance.  He has, you know, a particular and peculiar regard for the abandoned, the tortured, the poor, the infirm, the oppressed, the killed for convenience and profit, the mourning and the lonely - for, that is, the offscourings of our successful world.  If, dear reader, you got a shiver from the list, that's apposite.  All of us will one day wind up playing one or more of those many parts.
     Well, enough of that for now.  Consider only that God mmight just call you who have been baptized and can trust in his goodness and faithfulness and his beauty, that God I say again might just call you into the place you fear the most.  He might just call you thus as his instrument to minister to those for whom he has a particular and peculiar regard.  He might, moreover, just do this for your own good.  In short, he might send you to hell on earth for the sake of his name and the good of those whom he loves.
     More than this, any of us at any moment might find ourselves plunged into darkness, confusion, pain, doubt - we might, that is, find ourselves under attack.  Who attacks?  God?  Satan?  If Satan, what is he but God's lapdog?  Can he do anything of his own pure brain?  No, no, it's best to regard the attack as what it is - God has, it seems, turned on you, and become to you a kind of devil.  Getting up in the morning can become a burden.  Just taking another breath will seem a demand beyond your strength.  You will be, as far as you can tell, without hope and lost in the world.  You may remain in this state a long time.  You may remain in this state all your days.
     This is hard.  That sounds like an understatement?  Steel, diamonds - hard, unyielding, won't give when you hit it [I know steel, for instance, gives when certain objects hit it; I'm certain that neither you nor I are one of 'em]:  again, this is hard.  
     Then, too, you will most likely be oppressed by your sins.  The maligned abused Simul - 'tis not a license to sin, you know.  It signifies an apocalyptic battle as he attacks our sin and we respond with excuses in place of confession, interpretation in place of obedience. 
     Daily my sins pain me. I wonder how long it will be before I am finally freed from necessity, from this grind.  Yes, yes, I am free even now in promise, a promise made real through a foretaste in the Eucharist.  Still, we live in an overlapping, intertwining of times, pulled simultaneously [simul!] into the future of the Kingdom that is coming and has, in some way, come already, while dragged down, and back, into the Old Aeon of Law, Sin, Death.  The force of this tormented pull on frail creatures like us would be too much to bear were it not that he holds all together and carries us through.  So, trusting his sure and certain word of promise and pardon and peace, we can fight the sin that so oppresses us.
     In between the times, there is sorrow, there is suffering - that loss which we experience whether sensible of it or not.  We are peculiar creatures, with a peculiar destiny, living in space-time and so moving ever on a pilgrimage whether we like it or not.  Which path we're on, well, that's another story.  On that way, we may recall with Pascal that Christ 'is in agony until the end of the age'.  The one who of his own nature can't suffer, has without change taken flesh and, in that all real humanity, suffered for us to the point of torture and humiliating death.  Now, having been vindicated by the resurrection and glorified in the ascension, he yet suffers in his flesh for this deadly and yet, for all that, saved and cherished world.
     So, as St Silouan says, 'remain in hell, and do not despair' - though only his word, his pardon, his forgiveness refreshed daily can keep that despair at bay.  Remain in hell, for now, if need be, for he is surely coming.  Even now, his appearing is imminent, and we with every step are on the brink of eternity.  So remain in hell for now - he will come in a little while and sweep it all away with a wave of his sovereign hand, then wipe away all our tears. 
     Remain, then.  Hold the line for just a little while.
     Peace out.

no hell, thank you

30 April 2008, Wednesday 4:16 P GMT-05
     How many times to hear it, that wondrous pious affirmation that should God wish, one would go to Hell for his glory?  It's an expression of deep love and affection for our Lord, don't you know, this resignation to hell.  After all, what greater lengths can a creature go than to joyfully, without rancor, speed its way to perdition for the greater glorification of God's glory and so on and so forth?  While all about it the denizens of hell bewail their fate and curse God, this happy creature, delighted with such a command, spontaneously breaks forth into songs of praise and thanksgiving at such a gift as the chance to show how great is God's greatness, how just is his justice, how glorious is his glory - and, let's not forget, just how pious that creature is in desiring only what God desires.
     Ah, majestic vision of majesty unfolded in such a just judgment justly meted out and happily received!
     What tripe!
     Consider - if you want what God wants, desire what he desires, love what he loves - if, in short, you would and will spontaneously do his will, you can't go to hell.  There is no place for you there.  Hell is full of all sorts of folks who are united by a common purpose - they all hate God.  You might say that Hell is a model of unity in diversity.
     What's more, it's not so much pious to desire to go to hell under any circumstances, as, well, whatever is the opposite of pious.  It's a sin, I should think, this blinkered willingness to be eternally separated from Love himself.  Consider - God is love, Satan is hate, and there's the end of it, so what is hell but eternal communion in hatred, an ever growing hatred moreover, one that is always more intense more desolate more crushing than it was just a moment before.
     Now, I'm told by some, often of a distinctly German persuasion even if they write in French, that to desire beatitude, that is, to desire eternal life in communion with God, is anthropocentric, self-centered, and a symptom rather of Eros than Agape.  Leave aside the fact that the supposed distinction between Eros and Agape is a figment of a diseased, post-Kantian imagination, while we think about this for a moment.  If God the Most Holy Trinity made us for communion with the Father through Jesus Christ in the Holy Spirit, so that we might, say, glorify him and enjoy him forever; if, I say, we have, oh, a chief end and purpose that is nothing less than eternal life in ever more intense and joyful feasting, singing, embracing of Jesus Christ and one another for his sake; if, again, all this is true, then, well, it seems to this biased fellow that to want anything else, to settle for anything less, is nothing more than mortal, damnable stupidity.
     Let's be clear - I want eternal blessedness, the beatific vision if you will, which is not really some sort of 'immediate vision of God's essence', whatever that might mean, but the immediate vision and embrace and voice of Jesus Christ, the image of the Father, on whom rests the Holy Spirit.  I want Mount Tabor through all eternity, seeing Christ as he is, that man who is as such the Son of God in whom, for whom, and through whom all things are made.  I want to see his glory reflected in the faces of all the saints in light, and illuminating all the transfigured creation of the new heaven and new earth.  I want the eternal banquet, the wedding feast of the Lamb.  And, and, I want all of you there as well - the more the merrier, I say.
     So spare me the inflated sense of piety in the resignation to hell.  Sinner and downright bastard that I am, I hold to my baptism and the promises of the One who can't and won't lie and so hope without fail to one day in my flesh see, hear, touch, and bow down before the risen, glorified Jesus, who came not to cast us all into hell, but to save and love us from now and to the ages of ages.

into the unknown...

30 April 2008, Wednesday 3:54 P GMT-05
     Josef Fritzl, the man from Lower Austria who kept his daughter in the cellar for 24 years and repeatedly raped her, could, if convicted, get up to 15 years in prison; if, that is, if prosecutors can prove 'murder through failure to act', he could face more jail time.  Of course, he's an old man, so any sentence could be life.  Anyway, we won't know more until the State runs extensive psychiatric tests on the guy, because, you know, a man who locked away his daughter in a specially built bunker fitted out with kitchen and the like; raped that daughter repeatedly; fathered several children with her; lied about both her and three of the children to his wife and 'other family' - who, it seems, rather happily and all unknowingly lived above the horror; and now refuses to so much as offer a word of defense; such a man might, just might, be crazy.

a poem

23 April 2008, Wednesday 5:53 P GMT-05

Love Song


An afternoon with
my love, our
moans lost among wandering
stars;  
 
later, I drink
and write poems while she
dreams -
can't steal time with

our trysts, yet it seems
in love we won't
age, or rule each
to our hurt

as we play, fleeting, under
wandering stars.

foolishness, and not the good kind

23 April 2008, Wednesday 12:12 P GMT-05

     It seems that last Sunday, Palm Sunday in the Eastern Calendar, the Armenian and Greek Orthodox got into a fight over who would get to use the church at the supposed sight of Jesus' tomb.  Indeed, Israeli police had to quell the battle.  What's more, if memory serves, a Muslim family has had charge of the keys to the church for several centuries.  [I might confuse here the church in Jerusalem with the one in Bethlehem.  In either case, from what I've seen in the past several years, that some third party holds the keys to either church is all for the good.]
     This running battle is our most dependable yearly manifestation of grass-roots ecumenism.  You see, the conflict doesn't just involve Armenians and Greeks.  No no no, my friends, all manner of Eastern and Roman Catholics get into the fight; even the Franciscans have been known to throw rocks and hurl insults from their slice of the church's roof.  Still, the Orthodox of all stripes have been most pugnacious of late, and as their Pascha looms, this will only get worse. 
     To the point - their attachment to this place is pagan all the way down.  Let's assume for a moment that Jesus really was buried and rose from the dead right there on that very spot.  The fact of the matter is it would matter not a damn.  Yes, that's right, that place is no more sacred than my toenail.  Yes, yes, were I able to afford an off-season ticket I might pay a visit just to see what all the fuss is about.  All the same, let me make it as clear as possible - there is no sacred significance to that site.  Going there has about the same yield for your life in Christ as a good bottle of Riesling; in fact, the wine is better for you.
     Jesus has indeed died; he has indeed risen; he has ascended to the right hand of the Father - this is the 'heavenly session', don't you know, wherein he intercedes for us; the Spirit has fallen on the earth and set fire to the whole thing, every speck.  No plot of dirt is more sacred than any other. 
     All this is to say, the fullness of time has come; all in Christ are a new creation, knowing him no longer according to the flesh, but according to the Spirit.  This doesn't mean he has ceased to be Jesus of Nazareth, the Jewish man with scars on his hands, feet, and side.  No, it's that in the Spirit we see that Jewish man and know him to be the Son of God, the one in whom, for whom and through whom all things were made.  Jesus is, precisely as that Jewish man from Nazareth, the Cosmic Christ, who died for the sins of the world and to defeat death at its own game. 
     'Why do you look for Jesus?  He is not here....'  In a way, he is gone from us, but by the power of the Spirit all creation is present to him as he reigns at the right hand.  He has sent us into the world to proclaim the Gospel; he has promised to give his very body and blood to us in communion; water with the word suffices to unite a squealing infant to him for all eternity, because such is his sovereign will and desire.  Could one prove that they had found Jesus' tomb, it would be of historical interest to be sure, but the eschatological, indeed apocalyptic reality in which we live is that all such things are irrelevant to his claim on us and his call to us. 
     So, to make hay out of this ancient church, such that you would get into a battle over who gets to use it when, is simply idiotic.  More than that, it's pagan.  Apollo's Delphic Oracle; Tai Shan; the Dome of the Rock; the Church of Saint Peter; Wittenberg and Zurich and Geneva; the Ganges; all such have been leveled in light of the breaking in of the hidden yet real New Creation in Jesus Christ.  Fascinating places, to be sure, full of historical significance and worth a visit, and yet, for all that, even now fading as the old is exploded from within by the New.
     The point of this ramble?  Build a hotel over the tomb if you want.  He's not there.  And let no one enslave you to such pagan noodlings.
     Peace out.

unfortunate omission...

22 April 2008, Tuesday 2:52 P GMT-05
     Seems in the last post I left out a significant word - zelus, a, um,  which is another word within the family of signifiers for shades of jealousy.  Set it side by side with invidia, and what do you see?  They have a perhaps not so subtle nuance separating 'em.  To clarify, let me ask you, would you rather be known as invidious, or zealous?

dolce amore

21 April 2008, Monday 8:29 P GMT-05

     I've picked up Latin:  An Intensive Course, by Floyd Moreland and Rita Fleischer.  On page 297, we find a look at some words related to amo, I love. 
     Some syntactical matters come first. 
     Verbs have principal parts, those forms one uses as a base in order to conjugate ‘em in the various moods and tenses.  In Latin, one must usually learn four principal parts for each verb, the Present Active Indicative, the Present Active Infinitive, the Perfect Active Indicative, and the Perfect Passive Participle, all of which let's leave undefined. 
     Well then, the principal parts of ‘I love' sort as follows - amo, amare, amavi, amatus.  The family tree as found in the book branches from the second and the fourth of these. 

amo - I love

amare - to love
     amor - love
     amabilis - lovable

          amabilitas - loveliness
          amabiliter - lovingly
     amans - loving
          amanter - lovingly
     peramans - very loving
          peramanter - very lovingly
     amasco - begin to love
     amicus - friend
          amicus, a, um - friendly
          amicitia - friendship
          amico - make friendly to oneself
          amice - friendly
          amicosus - rich, or, abounding in friends
          amiculus - a dear friend
          inimicus - unfriendly
               inimicitia - hostility
               inimico - make enemies
               inimice -- inimically

amavi - have loved

amatus - having been loved
     amatio - love, caressing
     amatorie - amorously
     amatorium - aphrodisiac
     amatorius - loving
     amator - lover
          amatorculus - a little, or, sorry lover 

     There you have the western world's needful obsession with love, human and divine, in all its forms and perversions and pathologies.  Add invidia [jealousy] and its cognates, with odium [hatred], and words like accendo, concito, erigo, moveo moti motum, sollicito, suscito [various shades of arousal], along with other affects of love like appetitus [appetite, or a reaching out to a thing], liquifactio [melting], languor [longing], fervor [heat in pursuit], extasis [transport out of oneself to another], and the like, and you have the start for a whole taxonomy of love, hate, arousal, pursuit, courtship, rejection, fear, loathing, and desire. 
     Again, this is both mirth and matter for God and humanity.  Indeed, with these words you get the start of the great adventure of Medieval theology and philosophy in its Augustinian and Cistercian and Thomist and Fransiscan and etcetera forms; the Petrarchan tradition in poetry and, well, everything else, along with its parodic subversions in Donne, Sidney, Shakespeare, Cervantes, Mary Wroth, Christina Rossetti, which in turn owe much to the dalliances real and imagined of the Troubadors, especially those left unfulfilled [there are Arabic roots for this as well]; the matter for all manner of zany, hilarious, and turgid situation comedies and date movies; the forms of courtship and romantic love which have bedeviled most everyone, especially as they have been grossly misunderstood in terms of sentiment and sublimity - it goes on and on, dear reader.   
     I for one find this delightful - love, after all, in all its forms, is the only game in town.  This is true whether it be full of fancy and frivolous in its affections, or richly endowed with elective affinity and ecstasy.  For most of us, it's some combination of these, and all the better for that.
     Peace out.

a cryptic reply to a precise comment...

20 April 2008, Sunday 1:45 P GMT-05
     Chris J, fair enough.
     I still don't like slogans that float about, as if from nowhere, with no referent and no telos.
     I wish we would have done with all such - they keep thought in bondage, and even our relations one with another, as we govern 'em by these slogans, rather than closely questioning such 'old saws' as to their provenance and purpose.
     I do think I let my zeal to sweep away the pernicious 'Lexandithing' get ahead of a close reading of the pertinent post.  Your design - to see if the bromide can bear the weight liturgists and liturgiologists have foisted upon it - did in fact elude me.  I cry you mercy.
     I stick to my guns, however, not as to your intent or meaning, which are again clear and, to my mind, good and important, but to my intent and meaning, that is, all such received wisdom must undergo a good shakedown.
     With that in mind, I say again, consign lex orandi etcetera et al to the dustbin, and search diligently for that better, pithy way of saying what you said.  I hope, at least, that near the end of my rambling post I did in fact quote that part of your more succint post that stated clearly and pointedly just what was and is all matter - if 'the folks in the pews' are given garbage to pray, and if they're given garbage in sermons, it's unlikely that they will ever know anything other than garbage.
     Oh, and I daresay you'll read the paper more closely than I did.  I look forward to hearing what you think.  It's a fine paper, but he tosses off a few gaffes in wording here and there...
     Peace out.

oh, and what's with the earthquakes??

20 April 2008, Sunday 1:42 P GMT-05
     So, the day before yesterday, I think it was, we had a little ol' quake here, centered near Chicago if memory serves.  Hope all y'all over there are well and whole, with nary a brick or broken window to bother you.  
     You know, we could feel a little of it over here in central Ohio.
     Ah, the excitement of apocalyptic fervor!

da vinci noodlings part trois

posted 19 May 2006, Friday
     All right, I've already said more than I intended to say.  But my virtual friend John, of Confessing Evangelical/Luderan fame, left a comment to the part deux that I can't let pass.  Two points, second first, first second.  He links to a fine essay by N T Wright, wherein the good bishop offers 'The Challenge of Historic Christianity to Post-Modern Fantasy'.  While not a fan of Bp Wright's larger dogmatic revisions, he writes a damn good essay, and this particular one is a model of its kind - basically a polemical engagement with some stupidity in the surrounding culture.  [This is not surprising given that, all claims to the contrary notwithstanding, the 'Seven-Headed Bishop of Durham' is a biblical theologian of the classical cut, and biblical theology of the classical cut is always engaged in polemic with the surrounding culture.]  So, as far as I'm concerned, all should hasten to read the good bishop's essay, especially as someone like me has little to add of any value.
     To the first point - John says that, while he understands my boredom with the whole thing, 'there is still a pastoral/apologetic/evangelistic job of work to be done'.  This is because a vast multitude seems to have been duped by The Book's claims to some measure of historical veracity; that is to say, they're treating the thing like
The Killer Angels, and not The Bourne Identity.  This is true.  I would guess that two out of three folks I meet who have read the book say something inane about how it 'challenged their faith' or forced them to 'doubt all they've believed' or, in the case of non-Christians, 'spoke to their need for spirituality'.  So sad, so sad.  Still, apart from the fact that I don't like apologetics that much [my regard for Bp Wright's essay doesn't change this], I think we're taking Dan Brown's potboiler too seriously.  Or, rather, we took him too seriously in the beginning, and now have a Big Deal on our hands.  For my part, I wonder why we don't all just laugh in the perp's face just as soon as such fantastical claims are floated with the most earnest claim to profundity.  It's like the work of John Spong - it's the sort of thing that makes lazy, middle and upper-middle class folks in affluent congregations feel a frisson of transgressive pleasure without in the least requiring anything like real rebellion.  In other words, it's ludicrous, hilarious, and certainly not worth more than the time it took Bp Wright to pen his polemic [it couldn't have taken the man more than fifteen minutes]. 
     Really now, I mean it - had we all at once, and immediately, just laughed at the absurdity and stupidity and pseudo-intellectual posturing of Mr. Brown and his epigones we would all be better off now.  Don't get me wrong, I don't think John wants us all to rush into the streets and get in people's faces when we catch 'em carrying The Book around - his comment is quite explicit about that, and quite balanced and fair as well.  I'm not so much arguing with him as trying to be clear - most of the time what I see and hear just makes me want to burst out laughing, and I mean a good, hard, oxygen-stealing, rolling on the floor slapping the furniture kind of laugh.  [It's the same with people like Stalin and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and the like - imagine how little power they would have if people just laughed at 'em.  Sure those who laughed would get killed for their trouble, but what's the big deal about that?  But I digress...]  So, for most of us, we have to go at this thing obliquely, on the sly so to speak, and the best way to do that is to simply make fun of The Book and all its pomps.
     In short, call it the 'Bugs Bunny' response - sometimes it's better to just say 'What an ultramaroon!' and laugh your ass off, letting the chips fall where they may.